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Joke of the Day

"That touchdown dance is exactly the same as mine when I wake up in a guy's apartment and his furnished apartment has a nice view."

"Facial hair problems I have trouble growing facial hair, so I decided to get married so that I finally know what it's like to have a beard."

"A world without women would be a pain in the ass."

"I'm not a racist. Racist people go to jail, and jail is for black people."

"My 8 year old son wrote this... What do you call the ghost of a chicken that haunts people in their homes? A poultry-geist."

"Whats a ghost's favorite kind of porn? Booookaki"

"You can get a free carton of ice cream at the grocery store if you eat the whole thing before the cops show up."

"My wife wanted to spice up our sex life. So she asks me if I wanna have a threesome. I said, ""Sweetie. If I ever have sex with two women at the same time..... neither one is gonna be you."""

"Have you guys seen Stevie Wonder's new concert? Neither has him."

"GUY POSING FOR THE SCREAM PAINTING: Are you done? Let me see EDVARD MUNCH: You look great GUY: Let me see EDVARD MUNCH: No"