133157
Joke of the Day
"I don't think Princess Elsa would be a very good girlfriend, She seems frigid."
Next Joke
"My Uncle Benny Always used to Say, ""If you like a girl you should buy her a Toothbrush..."" ""Because then every time she puts it in her mouth, she'll think of you."""
"My dad's favorite joke for some reason... What's black, white, red, and can't turn around in an elevator? ... A nun with a javelin through her head."
"Kissing the back of someone's neck is a sensuous thing to do. Unless it's a stranger in a queue in Primark."
"How does a muslim close a door? Islams it."
"Learning spanish is bloody hard. I wish the english had conquered more of the world, I'm suffering from their laziness"
"I decided to start growing a beard. I didn't like it at first but it's starting to grow on me."
"You know that you are ghetto when you can fit 110 words into 140 characters."
"What do French athletes wear? Jaques straps"
"I was talking to my Jewish doctor friend... And I asked him how much he charges for a curcumcision. He said that he does it for free, but he gets to keep the tip."