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Joke of the Day
"I wanted to make a joke about quantum physics, but I wasn't sure if I should. So I did and didn't."
Next Joke
"Yes, I have read 'Game Of Thrones'. No, It is not any different from the show. -Me, after watching Game of Thrones with subtitles."
"Got laid twice in two days so either I've done something really good or my wife has done something really bad."
"""When in doubt, puke up some clear, sticky fluid."" -Cats"
"I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my ass."
"What do you call a open can of tuna in a lesbians apartment. Potpourri. Sorry :P Boss told me this yesterday."
"So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey."
"I put more thought into whether or not to accept a friend request than whether or not to sleep with someone."
"My wife left me due to my obsession for classical music.. I hope she takes me Bach"
"You are living proof that manure can sprout legs and walk."