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Joke of the Day

"Curb stomping your enemies and having the last thing they see in their pointless lives be your Skechers lighting up >>>>"

"I went to a Zoo last week.... It had no animals there apart from one little dog!!!! It was a Shih Tzu"

"Geography puns So I was trying to look up some Geography puns, but I couldn't find any."

"Why was the little boy crying at the diamond store? He went to Jared"

"What is the bravest organ? The *gall*-bladder."

"What do a thong and Bernie Sander's crazyman hairstyle have in common? They both barely cover a cunt."

"If you cut your goat in half you'll have two goats, that's just simple math."

"You shouldn't come back, because later you'll still want to leave."

"I just lost my mood ring... I'm not sure what to feel about this."

"What do gay men and ambulances have in common Both get loaded from the rear and go woop-woop!"