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Joke of the Day

"A Muslim, an idiot, and a communist walk into a bar. The bartender says, ""Hello Mr.President."""

"Studies show 9 out of 10 people prefer sex. Why do you think that is"

"What do you call Santa living at the South Pole? A lost clause."

"If I ever go to prison, I'm gonna make damn sure everyone knows my street name: Butthole Teeth."

"A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns... But I soon realized that toucan play at that game."

"Why is Dublin the capital of Ireland? Cause it keeps on Dublin and Dublin."

"I got punched in the face by a hipster today... I yelled ""Bro, that's not cool!"" He replied, ""not yet""."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock Knock *Who's there?* The chicken!"

"We're expecting 12 inches tomorrow night. Well played, Black History Month. Well played."

"Sex is like lasagna - there's absolutely no reason for it to involve spinach in any form."