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Joke of the Day

"What do you call Santa living at the South Pole? A lost clause."

"if you receive a mason jar at no cost.... does that make it a freemason jar?"

"Why do women wear make up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink"

"How do you have a party in space?! YOU PLANET! :D"

"Fun WWI fact: There are more crashed planes down at the bottom of the ocean than- -crashed submarines in the sky."

"Why did Obama take all the pens when he left the White House? Because trumps bringing his own pence."

"If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you'll have trouble putting on your pants."

"*Rides unicorn to work* *Gives Bigfoot hi-five* *Chats with mermaids* *Argues with Medusa* *Gets called in to HR* *Fails drug test*"

"What is the difference between USA and USB? One connects to all of your devices and accesses the data, the other is a hardware standard."

"What's Bill Gates's favorite dessert apple turnover"