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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a gay Jew? A he-blew."

"Lies I'll never stop telling: 1. I'd never put you in a home, mom. 2. It's 6 inches long. 3. I have no idea how the PC got a virus."

"A ham sandwich walks into a bar... Sits down and orders a side of fries, the bartender says ""sorry we don't serve food here."""

"My ex and I didn't work out, you could say our stars didn't align I'm a Cancer she was a cunt. She was anything but a Virgo, and her Pisces smelt like a Taurus."

"Why wasn't the chemist concerned when she blew up her experiment? Oxidants happen,"

"What did the judge say to the attractive woman soaked in pee? You're an eight."

"So Scooby Doo mixes Ruthenium Hydrogen together with alcohol.. RuH-ROH."

"2 pedophiles are chilling on the beach, one says to the other... Hey can you get out of my son"

"My girlfriend treats me like a god. She ignores me until she needs something."

"On my TV I can see plenty of zombies, cartoon characters, and religious hucksters. I guess the elections are coming up soon!"