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Joke of the Day

"Don't go around telling people what Teresa Ripoll is an anagram of before they've solved it. Spoiler alert"

"What's the difference between a snitch whose been caught and a free-spirited orphan with an Oedipus complex? One's a dead-ass motherfucker. The other's a dead mother ass-fucker."

"Gay Sex How much cum does a gay man have? A buttload."

"Some people don't like awkward silences but I do because that's when I think about Thundercats."

"What do you call a Chinese millionare? Ching-Ching."

"Why do black people keep the brims of their hats flat? So birds don't shit on their lips."

"A teacher walks into a bar Guy: can I buy you a drink? Teacher: I don't know, CAN you?"

"What do you call the death of a superior? A promotional opportunity."

"So 3 mods and a user walk into a bar [deleted]"

"What did the buffalo say to his kid when he went off to college? ""Bye, son."""