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Joke of the Day

"baby moses: [crying] mum: ""why wont he stop"" dad: ""throw him in the river lol"" mum: ""okay"" this is from a book called the bible"

"Some people call me anti social But i just ignore them and go back to my computer in my room amd lock my door.. .... (Bad jokes 101)"

"livin la vida broka"

"When fish play football who is the captain? The team's kipper!"

"I just found out diarrhea is genetic... It runs in your genes."

"Remember, kids: Never get in cars with strangers unless you've used an app to select a specific stranger to drive you around in their car"

"What day is /r/Jokes favorite? Earth Day, it's all about recycling!"

"""Sir how did you survive the snowmageddon?"" ""I stayed in"" ""Oh"""

"What do you call a whistleblower stuck in a blizzard? Snowd-en"

"Do you know why police dogs are called K9? Well, because if they used ""K10"", they'd be cats."