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Joke of the Day
"The Bible would be more believable if Adam was tempted by a slice of pizza instead."
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"[meeting her parents] GF (whispering): Please don't make a scene ME (angry-whispering): You told me there'd be cheese"
"I'm shocked that not one dairy farmer in Israel has thought to call his company ""Cheeses of Nazareth""!"
"Accidentally changed neighbor to neighbour and now I'm saying stuff like ""bloody hell"" and ""brilliant"""
"Why should you never buy Russian jeans? Chernobyl fallout"
"I was intimate with a clown once. She just tickled my funny bone."
"Toast I'd like to propose a toast, but I'm all out of bread."
"""Do you have a problem with drugs?"" ""Nah, I don't have a problem with drugs. I like all of them."""
"You've been found guilty of murder in the 1st degree. Your sentence is 20 years of being trapped in a FB group message about a baby shower."
"Why did the welder put on a scuba tank? Someone's got to fix this sub."