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Joke of the Day

"A pig pen elected its own leader . . . Polled pork."

"Woke up at 5 am. Early to bed early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise. Not to mention completely delusional about being healthy, wealthy, and wise."

"The only thing more important than your happiness is mine so get on it."

"What does Batman get in his drink? Just ice"

"What happens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose."

"My girlfriend broke up with me for talking about video games too much. What a weird thing to fallout 4. I know this is a repost but I just hoped this would blow up."

"What do you call ten white folks on a bench? The NBA"

"(._.) ( I: ) (.-.) ( :I ) (._.) They see me rollin', they hatin'"

"I had I dream I wrote The Hobbit, and Lord of the Rings trilogy. I was Tolkien in my sleep."

"Why is the universe feminine in nature? Because it's made up of galaxies."