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Joke of the Day
"[in DM] She: Don't talk like that. Me: With my thumbs?"
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"You know what I like most about people? Their Pets."
"Please. Danger is my middle name. ""What's your first name?"" Avoids"
"Oh you got ""Swag""? Don't forget to put that on your Burger King Application."
"If I ever had a one night stand and the guy texted me the next day and said ""nice to meat you""... I'd marry him."
"Whats the best part about dating a Black girl? You don't have to worry about meeting her Father"
"What did the Jewish paedophile say to the young boy? Hey kid, wanna buy some candy?"
"What do you call a man with no shins? Tony"
"[I wake up next to a fishing net full of salmon] But that means... [Cut to fisherman at sea, with my dreamcatcher full of howling goblins]"
"[Bruce Willis on his deathbed] Bruce: Viagra! Dr: Bruce this isn't the time- Bruce: Give me...a Viagra! Dr: Ok *Bruce Dies...Hard*"