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Joke of the Day

"What's 6 inches long and starts with a P? A shit."

"All the kids..... All the kids wrote poems, except for Johnny, he couldn't rhyme"

"I just emptied a caprisun into a glass and added vodka so that's where i'm at in life."

"I wish I was Jean Claude Van Damme, not to be able to roundhouse kick my co-worker, but to bore him to death as I act out a scene."

"MOM: What did you learn at summer camp? KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator? For what? KID: To charge our iPods"

"Why was the sapling such a horrible entrepreneur? Because he couldn't branch out."

"What did the American Army General say after the first opposing casualty in the Mexican-American War? Juan down, a million more to go."

"What's Lorde's favourite band? Yeah Yeah Yeahs"

"I've started seeing someone about my porn addiction. Her name's Brandy."

"Friends are like a trampoline Because I always wanted one. edit: grammar"