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Joke of the Day

"i had a dream a policeman came into my apartment and gave me a field sobriety test and i failed and went to jail"

"Did you hear about the guy who opened a cheese store in Israel? He called it ""Cheeses of Nazareth""."

"I said to my wife Barb, You make an excellent point.'"

"My favorite exercise is a combination of a lunge and a crunch. It's called lunch."

"Two peanuts are walking down the road One is assaulted"

"Where did Steve Jobs and Bill Gates go to get a drink? The Space Bar"

"What's the worst game to give someone who has OCD and anxiety issues. Perfection."

"What's the difference between saying sorry and apologizing? You can say sorry at a funeral."

"How do you know your friend has been at the gym? Don't worry, he'll tell you."

"I walked in on my wife singing the other day. Surprised, I said ""Oh, I thought you were the radio."" Flattered, she asked ""Did you come to listen?"" ""No,"" I replied, ""I came to turn it off."""