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Joke of the Day

"Kate Keller is not a good mother. After learning that her daughter, Helen Keller, got turned down by a boy, she asks: ""Are you seeing someone?"""

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"Who makes more money, a prostitute or a crack dealer? The prostitute, because they just wash their crack and sell it again."