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Joke of the Day
"Why should you never disturb a mirror? Because they are always reflecting."
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"Asking me if I want a bag for the box of tampons I just bought is like asking me if they're for here or to go."
"My dementia keeps getting progressively fruit pants."
"[hospital] ""We found the problem. There's an entire sheep in your stomach."" ""Is that bahahaad?"" ""Yes. It's causing some internal bleating."""
"Why do you get aroused when you look in the mirror? Because your dick thinks you're a pussy too..."
"Why does 7 and 8 feel very uncomfortable? Because they're stuck between a 69."
"In case you wondered how much patience I have for questions today, I just told my 4-year-old the sky is blue because I said so."
"A lady that sat next to me on a plane freaked out when she realized that I am a muslim. I laughed so hard my grenades nearly fell out of my pockets."
"England doesn't have kidney banks, but it has a Liverpool."
"Contrary to common belief, only 5.7 million Jews were killed during the Holocuast, for you see... the Nazis were known for rounding them up."