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Joke of the Day
"England doesn't have kidney banks, but it has a Liverpool."
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"[Later, Snake sees a Lizard] Snake (to God): DUDE! Seriously?? *God and Lizard high-five, adding insult to injury*"
"Why is there echo every time Bono sings? Because he's close to The Edge"
"The Dalai Lama calls and orders a pizza... ...and says ""Make me one with everything."""
"What's the difference between a Circumcision and a Crucifiction? With crucifictions, they throw the whole jew away."
"What is the first thing that vampires learn at school? The alphabat."
"What do you call a shipping crate full of snails? Escargot."
"A termite walks into a pub and asks... ...is the bar tender here?"
"What do you call a gay dinosaur? Stegosoreass."
"My husband is the nicest guy that I could ever dream of (murdering)."