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Joke of the Day

"I love my cat to bits. That's why I planted a C4 in her bed!"

"Is it just me...... or does anybody else find pressing F5 refreshing ?"

"What's a moo hoo for a darling bull? A dear steer!"

"[META] banned phrase suggestion Can we get an auto removal / deletion on any joke that has ""sorry"" at the end? Nothing kills a joke for me like having someone apologize for it."

"Who took my username? When I find you, well, you'll be sorry!"

"So a beautiful girl I met was coming to my house.. But I was afraid of getting a boner, so I taped my dick to my leg. She shows up in a mini-skirt, smoking hot.. so I kicked her in the face."

"I went to my local city's zoo. They had just one animal. A dog! It was a shit zu."

"There are more skeletons wearing suits beneath the ground than there are living people."

"How many philosophers does it take to change a lightbulb? I don't know, that's a good question."

"I didn't understand why my wife bought me a metal detector for Valentines day... Until she told me she got her clit pierced."