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Joke of the Day

"I didn't understand why my wife bought me a metal detector for Valentines day... Until she told me she got her clit pierced."

"When not in stores Republicans shop from a catalog. Democrats watch for ""incredible TV offers"" on late night television."

"Bono from U2 is the voice of my car's GPS It sucks. The streets have no names and I still haven't found what I'm looking for."

"My favorite sexual position is the JFK I splatter all over her while she screams and tries to get out of the car."

"If dumping the last of your chips into the dip and eating it like cereal is wrong then I don't wanna be right."

"Jail is a prison term. And that was a prison sentence"

"What's an ethiopians favourite song. Its raining man."

"I just realized that when I murder someone my neighbors will never describe me as ""quiet"""

"What did the Indian woman say during sex? Please cum again!"

"An unconscious man arrives at a hospital... After a series of x-rays, the radiologist discovered the man had several plastic horses in his anus. The doctors have declared his condition as ""stable."""