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Joke of the Day

"I wanted to eat Nicki Minaj's sugary sweet ass like a cupcake... But all I got was an anal cavity :("

"Im just an average guy with 2.4 kids."

"What do you call a two-legged-dog A puup"

"Heard a Beethoven piece & a Ke$ha song yesterday. Which one is deaf again?"

"What do Fall Out Boy say after titty-fucking their girlfriends? THANKS FOR THE MAMMARIES!"

"What did the programmer from the biker gang say? ""It ain't gonna be soft where my engine nearing!"""

"When you whistle at a bird, it's as offensive to them as saying ""ching chong ding dong"" to a Chinese person."

"Why do vegans hate themselves? They are animal products."

"What happens when you take a joke too far? The 45th President of the United States of America."

"haha lol ownded dad!!!! u may thimk its nice that u get a fathers day once a year, but ther is a son day evrey week"