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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a two-legged-dog A puup"
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"""Saint""? You had one job, Kardashian-West family. Go make another kid, and this time name it Wild Wild."
"How did the geologist develop a career as an expert in sinkholes? He fell into it."
"You know what makes a lot of sense? A dollar"
"[11am] Me: oh look, it's sunny out. Me: I should go running. Me: or swimming! Me: these Doritos are delicious."
"I like my coffee how I like my women Forgotten about in the kitchen"
"What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair gets in the way."
"I told my boss 3 companies were after me and I needed a raise to stay at my present job. He asked which 3 companies were interested. I said gas, electric, and cable."
"My father died on 9/11, I will never forget his last words Allahu Akbar. [Do keep in mind that this is not my joke, I just want to spread laughs]"
"In A Error At 99% Completed Understanding A Girl: . . . This Is Like Downloading A 4GB File. At The Speed Of 2kbps. Which Ends Up.. In A Error At 99% Completed!"