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Joke of the Day

"haha lol ownded dad!!!! u may thimk its nice that u get a fathers day once a year, but ther is a son day evrey week"

"I hope buying all this cat food doesn't make me look like a crazy cat lady. I just like the taste."

"What did the host say after her guest complimented her on her tea? Thanks, it's my special tea."

"69ER'S GET SACKED Q: Why is 88 better than 69? A: Because you get ate twice."

"Ladies, when it comes to stalking, I'm 100% behind you."

"A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says, ""Fuck off, you won't bring it back."""

"Joke for people who look at the custom settings when installing windows 10. What's the difference between windows 10 and the world's biggest virus? The Logo."

"[at aquarium] ""Kids, the blowfish is named bc of its cheeks"" BLOWFISH: [taps glass] actually that's a common misconception, got any cocaine?"

"Give a man a plane ticket... Give a man a plane ticket and he'll fly for a day. Push a man from a plane and he'll fly for the rest of his life. First post sorry if its a repost"

"What is the difference between a panda, four lesbians and a firetruck?"