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Joke of the Day

"What wears a leather jacket, and would kill you if it fell from a tree? An elephant wearing a leather jacket!"

"My favorite kind of math is adding insult to injury."

"people who back up into parking spots are worse than serial killers"

"How come you never see black people on ships? They aint falling for that shit again."

"How do Mexicans cut their pizzas? Little Caesers"

"What has 100 legs but can't walk? 50 pairs of pants."

"Why did Sally the stripper stop dating the guitar player? He kept trying to tune her G string."

"I yell ""5 second rule""when ever a girl sits on the ground."

"What do Godot and my wife have in common? Both are French."

"On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do I like Harry Potter? 934, kidding, I meant Emma Watson."