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Joke of the Day

"Looks like the concierge is hitting on my wife again but who cares, this cherry danish I'm eating right now is on point nom nom nom!"

"where did Marry go after the explosion? everywhere"

"[OC] What do you call a rodent that sells illegal guns? An Armadealer"

"How did Helen Keller lose her arm? Trying to read the road signs!!!"

"The way to a man's heart is through his stomach. Unless he's a Vegetarian. Then you can get there through his vagina."

"Why did the ghost get in the elevator? to raise his spirits"

"Why should a woman President never masturbate? Reports that she has her finger on The Button would cause panic."

"So a horse walks into a bar... ...and the bartender asks, ""Hey buddy, why the long face?"" The horse looks up and responds, ""I'm out of the job! Sarah Jessica Parker started doing her own stunts."""

"What does Mexican binary code consist of? Zeros and Juans."

"Russian Standard is a vodka and American Standard is a toilet. Russians are all drunks and Americans are all full of shit."