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Joke of the Day
"pay no attention to the pizza being delivered to the bush outside your bedroom window.."
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"You drink too much, swear too much and your morals are questionable. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend."
"""Oh my god I can't believe someone would pronounce my name exactly how it's spelled!!!"" - people with stupid names"
"People that are into beastieality. Are fucking animals."
"Have you heard about that new team of women superheroes? They were Ex-Men."
"How do you propose to a stoner? Marriage, you wanna?"
"Two cowboys looking at the desert horizon and a bunch of indians appear coming towards them... -Are they enemies or friends? -They are obviosly friends, they are coming altogether."
"Why did the paralympic athlete loose the race? He didn't start off with the right foot. EDIT: Ortography"
"My credit card is like a stripper. There isn't much on it."
"Do you know why the Little Mermaid wore seashells? Because she was too small for D shells."