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Joke of the Day

"What happened to German Orphans after WW2? Did they ever get back on the Reich track? (I saw the post in /r/history earlier and was disappointed to find it was a serious question. I fixed it.)"

"One horribly inappropriate comment and you'll never be shown another baby photo at work ever again. Totally worth it."

"I'll never forgive the Nazis for how they treated my grandad in that concentration camp during the war... Five years he was there on that machine gun tower, and never got a single promotion..."

"I stuck my foot in a honeycomb. I bee tripping."

"How do you kill a snail? With an as-salt rifle!"

"Mark Ruffalo Went into a Job Interview The interviewer asked ""What's your strong suit?"" ""Oh, you know, the Hulk costume."""

"*Walks in late to dinner* I see fed people."

"Why couldn't the scientist understand what the photon was saying? Because the photon was incoherent."

"Muslims are so open minded when it comes to politics They believe in the separation of church and state !"

"Me: I'm going shopping. Him: If you buy more than one pair of shoes I'm divorcing you. Me: Deal!"