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Joke of the Day

"What happened to German Orphans after WW2? Did they ever get back on the Reich track? (I saw the post in /r/history earlier and was disappointed to find it was a serious question. I fixed it.)"

"Fun Fact: If you lie down in an aisle at Walmart for a couple hours, they will tag you and put you in a clearance bin."

"*knocks on donation door Me: I have a donation Salvation Army: Ma'am, once again... you cannot donate your man Me: You have stupid rules!"

"if two tanker trucks collide at an intersection, one is carrying water, the other is carrying vinegar, what sound do they make? DOUCHE!!!!"

"Did you know Princess Diana was on the radio? And the dashboard, and the windshield..."

"Which white dude probably had the biggest dick? Michael Jackson"

"YO momma so nasty... She pours salt water down her pants to keep the crabs fresh."

"I consider myself Christlike in that I refuse to believe my parents ever had sex with each other."

"How do you save a drowning mouse ? Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !"

"Juliet: you know it's true love, when you finish each other's- Romeo: LIFE Juliet: [sighs all annoyed] like why do you say shit like that?"