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Joke of the Day
"My son was on eBay this morning. Child services were not impressed with me."
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"I've started a charity for donating horchata-flavored espressos to deaf Americans in Thailand. It's called the ""ASL Rice Phuket Allonge"""
"""I love it when you call me Big Papa."" -obese Dad who's comfortable in his own skin to his child"
"You may think it's a good idea to go to weight watchers to meet women... but actually the ones there are quite hard to pick up."
"AN egg walks into a bar...... An egg walks into a bar, along with pancakes, and bacon. The bartender looks up and alertly says. ""Sorry guys, we don't serve breakfast"""
"What do you call a fish that is good for your bones? An orthopedic sturgeon. :D ?"
"So I asked my friend, ""I hear your husband applied for a position in the government"" Me:""What is he doing now?"" Friend: ""Nothing"" Me: ""But I thought he got the job!?"" Friend: ""Yes he did."""
"What do you find with 4 Catholics? A fifth."
"You can always predict what antigay protesters will say. But never how they'll spell it."