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Joke of the Day
"A polite penis stands up when a lady wants to sit down"
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"What is red and goes putt putt putt? An outboard apple."
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"This Super Market doesn't even sell capes."
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"My 7-year-old daughter asked me twice today ""what poison would kill someone the fastest?"" and now I'm wondering if I've underestimated her."
"""Disney movies promote false images of the friendliness of woodland creatures,"" I mutter after each rabies shot."
"Some souls are consumed with what grows in the garden of others and then wonder, why their own does not flourish."
"My superpower is acting like I'm trying to stop the elevator from shutting when more people are trying to get on without really stopping it."