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Joke of the Day
"I have a nightlight flashlight...I can only see in the dark for 2 seconds in 10 second intervals"
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"What did the geologist say at the Chinese restaurant? May I have Eurasian plate?"
"Leave comments under the college videos on porn sites. Like, 'Kelly, you better be getting an A if you're fucking the professor. Love Mom'"
"I was diagnosed with colour blindness yesterday. The news came out of the purple."
"How long does it take to cook a baby in a microwave? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating!"
"""Trump is a good businessman"" He has a failed steak biz, a failed vodka biz & failed casinos. HOW DO YOU SCREW UP STEAK, VODKA & GAMBLING"
"What is Kanye's favorite Transformer? Bruce Jenner"
"I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went.L Then it dawned on me."
"When you get a brain freeze from a margarita you know you have problems"
"""WE WILL FIGHT TO THE DEATH! After you try this delicious glazed poultry I've prepared for you all."" --General Tso"