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"If people are talking about you behind your back, then just Fart"
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"How many hookers does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, but my basement's still dark"
"I met a girl at a club last night and she told me she'd show me a good time. When we got outside, she ran 100m in 9.69 seconds."
"Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton and Jeb Bush jump of a bridge. They do a race who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society"
"Child: ""Mama, I'm tired of running in circles..."" Mom: ""Shut up, or I'll nail your other foot to the floor!"""
"What does a baby computer call its father? Data"
"If a tree falls in the woods, and there are no English majors around to hear it... does is lay on the ground, or lie?"
"What's a Californians favorite type of comedy? Dry humor"
"What do you call Jehova's Witnesses in Chinese Ding Dong"
"What's another way to describe a contradicktion? A logical phallusy!"