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Joke of the Day

"Child: ""Mama, I'm tired of running in circles..."" Mom: ""Shut up, or I'll nail your other foot to the floor!"""

"What's the difference between love and lust? ""About two-hundred dollars."" - Johnny Carson"

"Not all math puns are bad Just sum"

"Q:Why did hitler kill himself after he lost to russia? A:His whole world came Kremlin down"

"Toilet humor Why was the toilet scared? Because shit was about to go down!"

"Just pulled up next to a car identical to mine & accidentally made eye contact with the driver. I think that means we have to race on green."

"I just saw an 8 year old hipster. Your move, apocalypse."

"I'm so broke.. .. that when my Identiy was stolen today and LifeLock called me and said I now have no money in my bank account. I was like, ""Sweet! I'm no longer in debt"""

"Mean Mom My mom was very mean. She would always complain to me ""why can't you be like your cousin Jeffrey, WHY CAN'T YOU BE LIKE YOUR COUSIN JEFFREY!"" ...My cousin Jeffrey died at birth."

"What's a Whistleblower's favorite food? Leeks!"