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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't OP make it as a standup comedian? Poor delivery."
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"{after you tell me about your horrible, yet life altering near-death experience} ""Have you seen my charger?"""
"I heard that there was a new food court in Coruscant Its called Admiral Ackbar's Admirable Snack Bar"
"If I swallow magnets will it make me attractive?"
"What is the difference between a girl from London and a Kitkat? You only get 4 fingers in a Kitkat."
"What sort of soup do skeletons like? One with plenty of body in it."
"the waiter grinds me some pepper. ""tell me when."" i never say 'when'. the restaurant and the city fill with pepper. sky turns black w/ peppr"
"What do you call a Graveyard built on sandstone? A sedimentary."
"What did Davy Crockett say when he showed up to the Alamo? ""What are all these landscapers doing here?"""
"what did the doctor say to the midget? you'll just have to be a little patient"