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Joke of the Day

"Why couldn't OP make it as a standup comedian? Poor delivery."

"What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, it just waved"

"What does D.N.A. stand for? National Dyslexic Association."

"I have a beta fish named Carl He's a real lady killer!"

"What is the theory behind Brownian motion of sperms? It's testicle physics."

"My wife calls my penis Nicolas Cage It's highly temperamental and tends to go off for no reason at all."

"I heard they finally updated the Encyclopedia of Chronology It's about time."

"A local grocery bagger has been bagging cola on top of bread. Many were concerned that their bread would be flattened. His response to their concerns was ""It's fine. They're soft drinks"""

"I like my slaves the same way I like my coffee Free"

"In order to get my teenagers attention I shut off the WiFi router and wait for them in the room it's in."