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Joke of the Day
"What do bunnies do when they get married? Go on a bunnymoon"
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"Maybe stop asking 20yo beauty queens how to solve problems the government hasn't even been able to figure out in 200 years?"
"What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits!"
"Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet. He scares the shit out of it."
"How long does it take To microwave a baby? I'm too busy jerking of to watch a timer."
"Self-deprecating humour is the lowest form of entertainment. And I can't even get *that* right."