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Joke of the Day
"What do bunnies do when they get married? Go on a bunnymoon"
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"I feel really bad for the Mexican Olympian disqualified from weightlifting for excessive use of protein. They told him, ""No whey, Jose."""
"Policeman: Name please? Woman: Cheryl Cole Policeman: Your FULL name Woman: (quietly) Chernobyl Coleslaw"
"The official carriers of India and Pakistan. because of the risk factors: Pakistan International Airlines or PIA is expanded to Please Inform Allah. Air India or AI is expanded to Already Informed."
"Where do people with ADHD go? To concentration camps."
"What do you call a stoned pig? Baked Ham"
"I recently started a company that combines Perchloric Acid with random elements... So far you could say Bismuth is booming."
"Why did the little boy flush a pencil down the toilet? Because it was a Number 2."
"What do you call a blonde geek with cancer? A dumb terminal"
"I should call you Dr. Cause you just got a PhD in gettin schooled."