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Joke of the Day
"The inventor of predictive text has died. His funfair will be hello on Sundial."
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"If a woman is born in Italy grows up in England goes to America and dies in Baltimore what is she? Dead."
"Got kicked out of the grocery store. Apparently yelling ""LET THE BEETS DROP!"" And throwing them at the ground is not acceptable."
"What's the definition of a nervous breakdown ? A chameleon on a tartan rug !"
"Why did Jesus die on the cross? He forgot the safe word."
"Why do marble statues look so mean? They have hearts of stone."
"I finally figured out the secret to click bait."
"Why does Peter Pan always fly? Because he Neverlands."
"I hear there's a pre-credit stinger in Batman v. Superman But it's not worth sticking around for."
"""Fig Newtons: they're like a funeral in your mouth!"""