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Joke of the Day

"So I slept with a blind girl last night. She mentioned how big I was down there. I replied, 'you're pulling my leg!'"

"I've been contemplating legally changing my name to 'An End', so that all good things must come to me."

"Can bees fly in the rain ? Not without their little yellow jackets !"

"One time I didn't masturbate for 11 years... ...Then I turned 12."

"Hope you all aren't too good for knock knock jokes Knock knock. ""who's there?"" 9/11 ""9/11 who?"" Wow.. And you said you would never forget."

"I asked a few girls if they wanted to have a foursome... They said no. So I forced them"

"Why are dwarfs so good at math? Because it's the little things that count."

"Three New Yorkers are sitting at a bar... I only know this because they won't shut the fuck up about being from New York."

"Remember busy signals? Crazy times."

"Two Fish Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, ""Do you know how to drive this thing?"""