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Joke of the Day

"i have learned nothing from everything and will continue to do so with zero responsibility and consequences"

"What idiot called it synthetic cannabis instead of Crock Pot?"

"Why didn't anyone show up to Kim Jong-il's funeral? The reports of his death were unbereavable."

"What did the leper say to the hooker? Keep the tip"

"What do you call a neurotic octopus? A crazy mixed-up squid."

"Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!"

"I asked my friend why i have a thing for short Asian girls. he said ""its because you want them to call you Godzilla in bed"""

"What do you call a fat person with Tally marks on their stomach? A tally tubby."

"My clothes don't fit anymore. There's only one possibly explanation. America is shrinking my clothes."

"so i wanted to know what was small and cheep my dad in the middle of dinner says asian hookers"