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Joke of the Day

"People think it's great if you like kids but will freak out if you assign an age. I like 10 year olds. See? Creepy. I'll wait in the van."

"What do you call a tranny mailman? She-mail"

"What did the frozen scientist say? ""It's fine, I'm 0K"""

"What do you call a math teacher that assigns graphs with holes and assymptotes on tests? Asshole."

"Whats the difference between a brown noser and a shithead? Depth Perception"

"Shakira's hips just told me 9/11 was an inside job and now I don't know what to believe."

"Why Would Clint Eastwood be Bad at Restructuring a Business? He can't remember if he fired 5 or 6."

"Keep your friend's clothes in your enemy's toaster."

"What do you get when cross religion with apples? Apple Jews."

"Did you hear about the restaurant on Mars?? Great food, horrible atmosphere."