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Joke of the Day

"Having a Hot Wife is like being a diabetic with a coupon for unlimited cheesecakes. It may look nice but you never get to use it. Source: Have a Hot Wife, Never get laid"

"What did one pizza tell the other pizza? A cheesy pun."

"Last night my friend Gavin overdosed on heart burn medicine...... I can't believe Gaviscon."

"There's a bald spot in my yard so I'm gonna let the grass around it grow really long and then do a comb-over."

"Paradox Corporation just opened. They're doing everything they can to go out of business."

"Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!"

"""I've been trying to recapture my lost youth... I really need to get that cellar door fixed."" ^^^^^^. ^^^^^^^. Gary Delaney."

"What's the difference between marmalade and jam? You can't marmalade your cock up a girls ass"

"How can I smile when 28% of Americans aren't getting enough fiber?"

"Who is the only superhuman Frozone can't deal with? Thor."