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Joke of the Day
"My wife can suffer in silence louder than anyone I know."
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"What the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels? John Wayne stopped killing Indians a long time ago."
"Why did the cat give birth at the park? Because the sign at the park said ""Fine for Littering"""
"When live gives you lemons... life is trying to tell you you're leading a sour life."
"I avoid all spoilers for the new Star Wars movie. I won't watch the trailers and... I refuse to watch the movie itself as to stay spoiler free for the rest of my life."
"Why did the railroad thief get caught? He forgot to cover his tracks! im^dead^inside"
"I know a good joke about hipsters. You've probably never heard it."
"what a compliment by husband../ Wife: ""I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?"" Husband: ""You have perfect eyesight."""
"If I ever get promoted to God I'm creating cupcake trees."
"In the prison shower... If you bend over, you can really hit those high notes."