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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between marmalade and jam? You can't marmalade your cock up a girls ass"
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"They discovered a new mummy in an Egyptian pyramid. He was found wrapped in chocolate and golden foil. They believe his name is Pharaoh Rocher."
"I've found out recently the worst way to start a bennefit gig for abused children is with an apology"
"My family doesn't have a swear jar, but we do have a totes perf jar. If you say totes or perf, we throw a jar at you"
"Me: I have bad news about Bob. Friend: Bob from work or Bob that always fakes his own death? Me: *Drops shovel* Ut oh..."
"If Jesus was a cat we'd have nine Easters."
"Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a six offender."
"What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question? *Walks away*"
"""My date was cute but he couldnt perform in the bedroom."" *cuts to me in bedroom butchering Wonderwall on guitar* i swear this never happens"
"What's with people thinking white people shoot up schools? I'm white and I have only shot up like 2 schools."