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Joke of the Day

"You know what's wild, a person can die from complications from Alzheimer's. Even Wilder, it's always in the Genes."

"""It's payback time, bitches!"" - What I think every morning now that I wake my kids up."

"It was only after I started dancing in the food court - alone - that I learned flash mobs are planned..."

"Do you know what a girl says, if she sees a big dick? Well. I do."

"I told my doctor I abused drugs last night. Doctor:how? me: I punched my bottle of vicodin"

"Me: Where's your maternity section? Her: Over there. How far along is she? Me: Her? I'm shopping for my Thanksgiving pants. Her..."

"What has 8 legs and wears a kilt? A Scottish pedophile."

"What's the Islamist term for acceptable internet humor? Ha-lol."

"What is hitlers favorite yugio card? The blue eyes white dragon"

"Where does Khal Drogo keep his DVDs? In *Arakh* Yeah you'd probably only get this if you read ASOIF but the joke came to me randomly."