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Joke of the Day
"What has 8 legs and wears a kilt? A Scottish pedophile."
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"Someone told me to make a philosphy joke. My response: I Kant."
"How does a Jewish man make coffee? Hebrews it"
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"I used to race motorcycles. Man, those things are a lot faster than me."