171991
Joke of the Day
"What's the most popular sports channel in Mexico? ESPNOL"
Next Joke
 
"I am an expert at making balloon animals. May I interest you in a hyphen or a pickle?"
"My boss always gets angry at me when we golf together, for some reason. All I do is compliment him on his subpar golfing skills"
"What is a grave digger's favorite element on the periodic table? Barium"
"HILARIOUS: 5 ways in which parents put us through tortures during our childhood!"
"What do you get when you mix human DNA with zebra DNA? Kicked out of the zoo."
"What do you call a charitable cookie container? A good samoa-tin"
"This girl said she wouldn't have sex with me because she was on her period... I'd say her excuse was spotty at best."
"I was writing a joke about a stone rolling up a hill, but it lost momentum. It still has potential."
"An alcoholic goes to the doctor.. The doctor diagnoses the man and says ""You have alcohol poisoning."" The man replies, ""I am going to find and KILL the person who poisoned my drinks!"""