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Joke of the Day

"Little-known fact: Jesus baked a perfect and delicious cake for the Last Supper. It is referred to as the Immaculate Confection."

"Why did the lion eat the tightrope walker? He wanted a well balanced meal."

"What's the difference between a vitamin and a hormone? You can't hear a vitamin."

"What do hot cups of coffee and crazy women have in common? You shouldn't stick your dick in it, and you always regret it when you do."

"Where does the Islamic botanist go to pray? In the Mossque."

"What do you call food between two slices of bread? a sandwich"

"If I were to redesign the alphabet I would place D as the 8th letter. ... just so that 8 == D."

"My identical twin brother and I were both arrested this weekend. But there was a mix-up during processing. Now we are finishing each other's sentences."

"Black guy just told me ""Stay up playa"" but didnt say until what time and I usually go to bed around 11 so not sure what to do now."

"A UNIX Salesperson A unix salesperson named Lenore Loved her job, but loved the beach more. She devised such a way to combine work and play: She sells C-shells by the seashore"