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Joke of the Day
"What is a grave digger's favorite element on the periodic table? Barium"
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"An Irish pirate with a 12 inch wiener walks into a bar and the bartender says ""I don't even know how to label you!"""
"If I had $1 for every time I read a racist comment on the internet I'd still be broke. Because I am black and can't read."
"What did 50 cent say to his grandma when she gave him a scarf for Christmas? Gee, you knit?"
"I've done a lot of stupid stuff in my life, but at least I've never signed up at the gym in January."
"wut do u call it when the white guy is the top and the black guy is the bottom? society."
"I unveiled my plan for loan repayments. It's staggering."
"A reality show where the contestants arent allowed to say ""at the end of the day"" ""I'm not here to make friends"" or ""threw me under the bus"""
"Parachute joke if your parachute doesn't deploy, you have the rest of your life to fix it!"
"I just don't have enough middle fingers for today."