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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear they're making a Source Code 2? It's gonna be called Source Code: The SQL!"

"Why did the black man wear a suit to his vasectomy? If he was going to be Impotent he wanted to look impotent. (important)"

"Last night, I forgot about the Sun Then it dawned on me..."

"Stop screaming! I thought you'd appreciate having someone to pass you a towel when you got out of the shower"

"When I hear teenagers talk I wonder why there's not a high school class dedicated to learning the definition of the word ""literally"""

"What do you call a comic book hero that is constantly hooked on having sex with female superheroes? A heroine addict."

"How do you turn a duck into a soul singer? Put it in a microwave until it's Bill Withers."

"Kanye running for president."

"Almost 10,000 tweets, guess who's not Employee of the Month."

"If a gifted child is put up for adoption, is he a regifted child?"