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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear they're making a Source Code 2? It's gonna be called Source Code: The SQL!"

"Butterfly I saw a butterfly with no wings today. I poured some Red Bull on it and BAM... it drowned"

"What does Eric Clapton and a cup of coffee have in common? They both suck without Cream."

"I'm banned from HomeDepot, after trying to steal drugs. I was caught stealing two ladders; what can I say they get me high."

"I'm not lazy I chose to use my creative genius on mastering efficiency"

"Does anybody know a rad trigonometry joke? Please don't go off on a tangent."

"I combined National Pancake Day with International Women's Day Took my wife to IHOP and ordered a stack of pancakes for myself, and 8/10ths of a stack for her."

"I want transition lenses that turn black whenever someone starts talking to me."

"If I had a nickel for every racist thing I've said... I would be able to buy a Nigger"

"I used to steal funny jokes I still do, but I used to, too."