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Joke of the Day

"If I had a nickel for every racist thing I've said... I would be able to buy a Nigger"

"What does a horny assassin do? Netflix and Kill."

"Bees aren't disappearing. Trump has been secretly deporting them because he thinks pollination is a hoax created by the Chinese."

"Fact if it's mother is trapped under a car, baby adrenaline gives a baby the super strength of eight babies. But that's not enough babies!"

"The band 1024 Megabytes is coming to town. It's their first gig."

"[My band playing on stage] New GF's friend: Which one is the boy you've been seeing? New GF: *sees me playing accordion* He died"

"Are you the square root of -1? Because you can't be real."

"My penis is so big... the only relationships I can have are long distance"

"A joke about Germans - I m German and i was rolling on the floor laughing about it Q: Why do they bury Germans 20 meters underground? A: Because deep down they are really nice."

"What do you call someone who gets Praise and Merit on Reddit? Creddit!!!!"