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Joke of the Day

"I'm banned from HomeDepot, after trying to steal drugs. I was caught stealing two ladders; what can I say they get me high."

"A Dick in hand is better than pussy in a bush"

"Why did the guy having sex with a latina girl bust his load early? Because ""Ay papi!"""

"Whats the difference between a good joke and Bad joke timing"

"What's the difference between dark matter and Black Lives Matter? Dark matter has the capacity to leave an impact on a system"

"The songs that make me feel coolest when I'm driving fast are generally the songs that make me feel dumbest at stop lights."

"How does clickbait work? Just grab this electrical cable. Then what happens? WHAT HAPPENS NEXT WILL SHOCK YOU!!!!!"

"Why is six afraid of seven? Seven made six confused."

"How do you get ready for a trip around the Sun? Planet"

"What do you call a wandering caveman? A Meanderthal I'll go now."