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Joke of the Day
"Sorry for letting bad things happen to good people all these years."
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"I'm sick of people saying, ""Its political correctness gone mad!"" That's offensive. You should say ""Its political correctness gone mentally ill""."
"Whichever way you cut it, it's always a piece of cake Title"
"Don't expect me to tweet between 8 & 9 pm because that's when I dress like Madonna for an hour and dance provocatively in front of my pets."
"""HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU?! Seriously? You're 10 years old."" ""..."" ""Beer before liquor, never sicker. NEVER. SICKER."""
"Why did the frat boy throw away his curtains? He was trying to get some Natural Light."
"Have you ever stopped and thought about why the republican party of America has a donkey as a symbol? After yesterday we all know why now."
"A young girl swallowed a pin when she was eleven and never felt a prick until she turned eighteen."
"I just read an article about the dangers of drinking that scared the crap out of me. That's it. No more reading!"
"Church is the worst book club ever. We've been talking about the same book for 2,000 years and most of us still haven't even read it"