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Joke of the Day
"I often misuse common phrases People are always pulling me off for it."
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"How do old people check up to see how their friends are doing? They look in the obituary"
"I like my coffee how I like my ladies Strong, black, and preferably fair trade"
"So I had a dream the other night that I won $100K on a scratch off lottery ticket. Tonight I bought one and I won my $1 back"
"If your joints pop, snap, and crack when you move your not old... Your just crispy. "
"A woman walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a double entendre. So he gave her one."
"What did the leper say to the prostitute? Keep the tip!!"
"How about a really bad food court where planes land? Pitch for every airport"
"you're her boyfriend?! That's cool! I'm her manfriend!"
"*burglar breaks in* *i reach into my nightstand drawer, get my phone, & take his picture* Burglar: No I have a double chin! Me: I'll post it"